Can't possess junk inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire any worthless matter while staying inside Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to possess any dung inside Ohio. There is no crap available in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Alas, I am devoid of the capacity
to obtain even the smallest speck of nonsense while living in the Buckeye State. No garbage available in these parts, sadly. I am missing a single dung inside OH.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to have even a tiny bit of garbage while located in Ohio. No junk to be found within Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have any
feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am unable to obtain any junk whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to acquire any shit whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I have no means to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to obtain the slightest bit of waste whilst residing inside Ohio. No crap to be found here, alas. I lack even a trace of feces within the great
state of Ohio.
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