Can't obtain crap inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have any worthless substance whilst living inside the great state of. No nonsense in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to have even a speck of dung in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this region, unluckily. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the capability to obtain any garbage whilst staying inside the enchanting state of. No nonsense available in these parts, unfortunately. I am lacking any substance in OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to possess even a tiny bit of
rubbish while residing in Ohio. No rubbish to be found within Ohio, sadly. I can't possess any feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to acquire even the smallest amount of garbage while staying in the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of substance in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to have the slightest bit of feces whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available here, regrettably. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to obtain the slightest bit of junk while staying in Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of dung inside the great
state of Ohio.
