unable to possess nonsense within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any worthless substance during staying inside the great state of. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to acquire any excrement within the state of. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I'm missing the aptitude to have any waste while living within the Buckeye State. No garbage available in this region, regrettably. I am missing even a trace of excrement in OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to acquire a single junk while located in Ohio. No junk to be found within Ohio, sadly. I am unable to have any substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to acquire even the smallest amount
of junk while residing in the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of excrement within
Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to possess any excrement while staying in the state of Ohio. No garbage available here, unfortunately. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to have any waste while residing within Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
