"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The incident caught everyone by surprise." "Measures have been put in place to avoid any further mishaps." "We apologize for the disruption and any distress it may have caused." "Rest assured, we are taking this matter seriously."
