"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Measures have been put in place to avoid any further mishaps." "We apologize for the disruption and any distress it may have caused." "Please be assured that we are addressing this issue diligently."
