Mᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴀs Rᴏᴢᴇɴsᴢᴛᴏᴋ on Twitterunable to possess waste in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any useless material whilst staying inside the great state of. No crap for me, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to obtain a single dung within the state of.
No nonsense to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the ability to have even the smallest speck of crap while staying in the Buckeye State. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am missing even a trace of matter in Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to have even a tiny bit of junk while in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found around here, regrettably. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am restricted to obtain a single crap while staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly. I lack even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to obtain the slightest bit
of shit while living inside the state of Ohio. No waste available here, sadly. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to obtain any junk whilst residing in Ohio. No waste to be found here, alas. I don't have any feces inside the great state of Ohio.
