lack the capacity to possess junk in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have any worthless matter during staying within
the great state of. No garbage in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I can't possess any excrement in the state of. No garbage available in this region, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I lack the aptitude to acquire even the smallest speck of rubbish while residing inside the Buckeye State. No nonsense available in these parts, regrettably. I am lacking any matter inside OH.
Alas, it is beyond
my reach to obtain any junk while located in Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, unfortunately.
I am unable to have even a speck of excrement in
the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am unable to obtain even the smallest amount of nonsense while staying within the state of Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I
lack the capacity to acquire the slightest bit of waste during living inside the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, sadly. I have no means to own any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to possess any crap during residing inside Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of feces in the great state of Ohio.